Join Robin and sidekick Egbert on a mission to rescue the beautiful Maid Marion from the clutches of the evil Sheriff of Nottingham (who it has to be said has some very dubious morals). Together with his band of Merry Men – or in this case, girls – Robin must do everything possible to save Marion, the crown and the future of Nottingham. But will they survive the dark forest? Will the three witches help them on their way or scupper their plans? Will the elves just confuse everything or will they all end up as breakfast for Grog, the 16-legged monster?